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Saturday, 13 August 2011

What Would You Do If I Won a Lottery?

Husband asks 2Angry wife: 
What would you do if I won a lottery?

Wife: 
I'd take half,then leave u 4ever!


He says "Excellent,"I won Rs.50
Here's 25,
now GET lost.
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