Similarity between face book and jail

What's the similarity between face book and jail- In both cases,people sit,waste time and write on walls

You think I Dont have Friends?

Impotent Santa got wild seeing his wife pregnant.
Santa:Which of my friends did this?
Wife got even more upset:
"You think I don't have friends?

Why Law Does not Permit Second Marriage?

Why Hindu law does not permit second marriage?
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Ans. : Our constitution says,
"No man can be punished twice for same offense."

Trust Is the most Important

TRUST is the most important part of a relationship.
You must be 100% sure she wont tell your wife.
hahahaha

Red Alert- Rakhshabandhan

RED ALERT:-

Agar koi anjaan ladki apko koi bag ya koi cheez de toh kripaya usse na le...
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usme Rakhi ho sakti hai, aapki zara si laparvahi aapko Bhai bana sakti hai...

 Happy Rakhshabandhan !!

Difference Between Friend and Wife.

Difference between
Friend & Wife:

U can tell your friend
"U r my best friend"

But do u have d courage to tell your wife that....


 

"u are my best wife"?

Ek Sharif Aadmi Ko Kya Chahiye

Ek Sharif Aadmi Ko Kya Chahiye:
Ek Biwi Jo Pyar Kare
Ek Biwi Jo Acha Khana Banae
Ek Biwi Jo Uski Khidmat Kare
 
Aur
 


 "TEENO"
Biwiyaa
Mil Jul Kar Rahen.....

A Boy on a date in BMW Car

A boy on a date in BMW CAR.
Boy: mene tumse ek bat chupayi he. 
Girl: kya ? 
Boy:I'm alredy married.




Girl:Tumne to dara dia tha, me samjhi BMW tumari nahi hai...

I Hate that Beggar.

Wife : I hate that beggar.
Husband : Why?
Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gifted me a book..
"How to Cook" !!

Pappu Ki Huyi Master se Ladai

Pappu ki huyi master se ladai..
Master ne ki pappu ki pitai.

Pappu ka garm hua khoon.

gaya kabristan aur master ka photo taang kar likh diya.
'COMING SOON' .....

Hum Bolega to Bologe ke Bolta Hai- Shadi

Hum bolega to bologe ke bolta hai
S+H+A+D+I

S: Shanti Bhang
H: Himmat Khatam
A: Aazadi Samaapt
D: Dimaag Kharab
 I: Imtihaan Shuru
 
Jinki ho gai BHOG LO
AUR
Jinki nahi hui wo SOCH lo....haha

Two Rules of Man's Life

Two rules of  man's life :

(1) They never flirt with any unknown lady ..
(2) They never consider any lady unknown..

Pati Biwi Se - Ye Kya

Pati biwi se- Ye kya,tum ek aur suit le ayi? 
Abi parso hi to..

Biwi chilla kar-
kya kaha?!!

...Kya parso?

Bolo...
Kya kaha tumne?

Kya parso, parso kya, bolo jaldi!!

pati- kuch nai, mai bas ye keh raha tha k parso b ek hi suit layi thi, aaj do le ati... :)

Understanding Your Wife.

Understanding your wife is like
downloading  1GB file With 2 Kbps speed
& when you have downloaded 99% then you get an error. download failed..!

You Are Next

I hate when I am at weddings and all the old people poke u and say " you are next... ".

So I started doing the same to them at funerals..

Difference Between Mom and Wife.

Son: Please tell me the difference between mom and wife?
 
Dad: It is so funny, one who brings you into this great world crying and the another ensures you continue crying.

Husband's Credit Card Stolen

Husband's credit card stolen but he did not report it to anyone,
why?
A: Because the thief was spending less than his wife.

Boy Wrote I Love You To a Girl

A boy wrote on paper with Pensil to a girl:
 
'I Love You.     Do you?'
 
and he passed da paper 2 a girl.

Girl wrote: NO. I don't.

Boy rubbed her answer and gave it to other girl .

She wrote: Yes.

MORAL is : Save Paper Save Trees.

Happy Independence Day

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HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY.

Ek Pappi Hi De Do

Beggar - Ek Rupaya De Do !!!

Lady - Sharam Nai Aati, Itne Smart, Khubsurat, Handsome Ho Ke Bheekh Mangte Ho  .
 
Beggar - Acha meri Rani, Phir Ek Pappi Hi De Do..!

Boy With Girlfriend in Park Behind Tree

A Boy is sitting in a Park behind a tree with his Girlfriend.

Old man: Bete,kya ye hamari Sanskriti he?

Boy: Nahi, ye bajuwale ghar ki Pallavi he.

Santa In Love With Hospital Nurse

         Santa in love with Hospital nurse 

Santa: Nurse me tumse bahut pyar karta hu!

Nurse: English me bolo na.

Santa: I LOVE U SISTER

Nurse: Ok I LOVE U too Brother.

What Would You Do If I Won a Lottery?

Husband asks 2Angry wife: 
What would you do if I won a lottery?

Wife: 
I'd take half,then leave u 4ever!


He says "Excellent,"I won Rs.50
Here's 25,
now GET lost.

My Secretary Quits

Today's times are weird!!

Boss to his Friend: My secretary quit..

Friend: But why?

Boss: Arrey yaar........ She caught me kissing my wife!!

Santa's Wife Dies

Santa's wife dies.
He is calm, 

but  his wife's lover is crying  furiously...
 
Finally, santa consoles him:

Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.

Morning is good time to remember

MORNING
is good time to REMEMBER
all the sweet things and
all sweet person in your LIFE
so wake up with your
SWEET MEMORIES

GOOD MORNING !